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  Faith: Hmmm...? Harrison: You awake? Faith: No. Harrison: Did you have fun today, then, Faith? Faith: Ya-hunh, hun. That was a good idea going down to the museum. You're so thoughtful sometimes... this summer semester is killing me. Harrison: I could imagine. Lucky for you I was able to come up here this weekend. Faith: Tell your boss at the café I owe him one, kay? Harrison: He'll hold you for it too, Faith. So, where's Trish tonight? Faith: She's staying in Mercy's room tonight. To give us some privacy. Harrison: Privacy, eh? What do you suppose we should do with said privacy, madam? Faith: Not tonight, Harris, I'm getting my, uh, y'know... Harrison: No, what? Faith: You know... Harrison: No, I really don't. I love these little gam-- Faith: My period. I'm getting my period. (silence) Harrison: So? It's not like we actually have se-- Faith: Why do you always have to ruin a good day with talk of sex? Harrison: I'm... sorry, Faithie-kins. It's just that... we've been together for, like... uh... Faith: Three months. Harrison: Exactly. Three wonderful, happy, energetic months filled with the pure bliss that is Faith Robbins. But... well... a little physicality never hurt anyone... Faith: We fool around...! Harrison: True... but there's so much more... Faith: I, uh, went... uh... down... on you... Harrison: Once. And all you did was kiss it. Once. Faith: This is not the conversation I want to be having at... what is it? Eleven o'clock at night when I'm PMS'ing!!! (silence) Harrison: sigh. Listen, I'm sorry. Bad timing. Faith: You got that right, mister. Harrison: I'm gonna go to the bathroom, and then back to bed. Faith: I'll probably be sleeping by the time you get back here. Harrison: Yeah. Figured. Faith: What was that? Harrison: Nothing. Nothing at all...    
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